theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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