apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
