Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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