He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
then he tried to convert me to islam
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
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Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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