So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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