first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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