I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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