how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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