but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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