Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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