Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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