Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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