we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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