ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
It's never too late to be topless.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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