I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
it was like having sex with a tree stump
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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