And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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