I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
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No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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