i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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