i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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