Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
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The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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