I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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