I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
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meet me or not, i'm out of control
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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