whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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