I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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