Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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