last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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