The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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