This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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