They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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