just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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