God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
