all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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