Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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