okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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