i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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