After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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