You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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