i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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