ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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