I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
porn star boner night. come get it.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
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When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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