And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
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