Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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