Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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