Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
he quoted the bible to break up with me
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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