We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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