wake up i wanna do it froggy style
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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