I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
