One girl and one boy is just not enough.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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