David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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