I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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