Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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