Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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